at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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