Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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