Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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