i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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