Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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