Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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