in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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