Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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