her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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