Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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