yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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I'm just crazy horny about you
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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