Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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