Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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