Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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