You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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