Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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