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(773): View more from Illinois

Taylor Swift is so right about you.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm

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(908): View more from New Jersey

just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied

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(641): View more from Iowa

My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.

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(914): View more from New York

Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO

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(574): View more from Indiana

Someone stole a lamp last night.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.

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