it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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