I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
there's paper in my vomit.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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