What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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