Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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