Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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