question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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