she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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