Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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