What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
