Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?