i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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