i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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