do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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