ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Drunk is not a location!
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