I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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