No awkward lesbian experiences without me
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm bleeding and have questions
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