Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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