Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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