what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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