HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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