Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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