so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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