What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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