Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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