One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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