i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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