Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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