You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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