what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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