Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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Do I have a choice?
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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