absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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