I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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