I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize