Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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