What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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