Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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